Saturday, November 29, 2008

How to efficiently change toilet paper and get in my pants

On my mind grapes:

Wait until you are taking a piss (or a shit if you are a guy) (unless you are a guy who pisses sitting down, no judgment) and change it while doing your business. Saves time.

Mindgripe:

I wouldn't want to fuck a guy with a Blackberry.

Listening: Gladys Knight & The Pips - I've Got to Use My Imagination

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